Welcome Aboard Common Sense: Terry's Beer Tour of the World #15

There's more to life than beer

Maes

A Belgian but unremarkable. I suppose they can’t all be good. Had it in a bar in Siena. Perhaps the keg offering is not as good as a bottle? Would have it if it was given but I wouldn’t outlay cold hard for it.

Fahnen Brau

Supermarket beer bought in a chain simply called “CoOp” in northern Italy. They are very cheap. Surprisingly, the can has all the details of its Australian importers?? What gives? This is northern Italy? Anyway, it is wet and has a taste of hops but other than the fact that a 500ml can cost €0.71c there is little else to recommend it. Not unpleasant, like an overhopped “peach/fruity” IPA but not much punch behind it.

My friend Stephen was given one of those assorted 6-packs that are popular at Xmas. Being a friend, he waited for me to arrive before we hopped into it.

Ballast Point. Big Eye India Pale Ale. 7.0% We poured it down the sink. Undrinkable and not unexpected of an American IPA.

Pintail Pale Ale. San Diego again. Called a Pale Ale but really more like an IPA. A bit too "floral" for mine. Almost got poured down the sink but we just made rude comments about the brewer’s parentage.

Vale/Ale Australian Pale Ale. McLarenvale. Strange hint of smoke? Adelaide Hills fires? OK to try but not near as good as the SA stuff that comes out of Coopers.

Nail's "Golden Nail" 5%. Called a "Hoppy Summer Ale" but again a sweetish overhopped beer. What is driving this obsession with a massive hop input? I can't abide it.

James Squire Nine Tales Amber Ale. Less hoppy, a bit more caramel. Not bad at all. Despite now being part of a major brewer of rubbish, they have left the Squire taste to itself and it is a very worthwhile pursuit indeed drinking Squires of several styles.

Leffe Blonde. Didn't like it all that much but it was interesting. Sharpish. Initial taste was a bit of an assault but the aftertaste was quite pleasant. Not the “craft beer” you might imagine – owned by AB and made from a “pretend” ancient recipe, which was actually resurrected not that long ago and made to seem old.

Moretti la Rosso. 7.2%. I don't mind a red or three. Peroni's is quite good, as is Greece's Vergina (even though I do not like their lagers). This Moretti is just a bit nothing. No taste, no caramel, just alcohol.

Risotto

In Scario, there is a restaurant at the end of the quay that specializes in Risotto. The chef and his wife, who spent 10 years in Sydney before returning to Italy, claim that their risotto is the best in Italy. It is good.

The King of Risotto and his Queen

Birra Pietra - Corsican. Nothing remarkable, just rich and well rounded. No over-hopping so no fruity stuff. Decent head that goes quite quickly. Recommended if you see it.

Birra Dell Elba. There are about 8 of these. Not cheap at €7 a small bottle but that's the price for small breweries. I had the Maestrale but it had a little too fruity a taste for me - peaches from the hops. They even have a Stout.

Elba on Elba

Isenbeck.

In Genoa, in front of the 518 Submarine, is a small bar. I had this there from La Spina.(The Tap) In fact, I had two as it was so good. The lady said it was Dutch but apparently it is Argentinian. Bubbles last for ages, like a good champagne. Rich and smooth with a slight bitter aftertaste. This is to be hunted for.!!

Konig Ludovic Weissbeer

Another Dark wheat beer, which I don’t mind. Up front, lots of caramel but it fades quickly and not a lot left after that. OK but nothing special.

Facial expression is a subtle gauge of quality

3 to be forgotten

We found a small gourmet shop on the waterfront in Genoa, under the covered archway that runs the length of the quay. Tried three of the rather expensive craft beers there,

Geans American Pale Ale 5.5% a beer by Che L’Inse, a Genoese micro-brewery

Bronze Ale – Officially “Bronzin” Ale, another Che L’Inse offering

Isaac 3.3%. The 5% seems to be the most widely available but this was definitely 3.3%.

The Geans was “peachy” and sweet, the Bronze was OK but not worth €3.50 a 330ml bottle and the Isaac was OK but only just.

However, it was pleasant just sitting out in the walkway watching Genoa go by.

Birra Dana.

Can’t believe I haven’t commented on this before. Been drinking it for a year now. A “Made for” beer for Conad. Don’t know who makes it but it’s not all that bad. Perhaps a little on the flat side (cans only) but the bottles are good. It’s sold in Conad Supermarkets for 0.67€ per 500ml can. If you’re looking for something to take to a BBQ, pick this. It’s fine.

St Thomas Abbaye

Had this in a bar alongside the Petanque rinks in Bormes e Mimosas. We put in to Bormes when we lost propulsion and had a mechanic work on CS. The Petanque courts are well used in the summer holidays and many of the French tourists (it’s not a foreigner destination) had organised teams and a tournament. You can sit quite close to the action to watch the games, and the seriousness with which the players take the outcomes.

I had a litre, in fact, for €13.80. That’s about what some Perth pubs charge for a glass. This was very good indeed, a great example of a light-ish Abbey beer. Look for it.

Hertog Jan Grand Prestige

Can’t remember where I got this but it was in the Engel for a while before I tried it. Not as old as the labelling would pretend it is but nice enough.

Birra Italiana

This is one of those “made-up” beers that supermarkets in the Med have on order from major breweries. You just don’t know which brewery makes up the store brand for them. This one, despite its name, is actually quite good. It is on the edge of getting sweet but not there yet. It is made for a Co-op in northern Italy called….. Co-op! Surprise surprise. These guys have good, very low cost grocery items and this is one of them. 0.69c per can, 500ml. Seriously, you could do worse quite easily. If you find yourself in a B&B in Italy, and there is a Co-op around, stock up on this stuff and fridge it.

Back in Australia beers

Hawthorn Brewing Pale Ale.

They say Pale Ale, and describe it as “A unique Pale Ale boasting a harmonious blend of specialty malts infused with fresh fruity hops.” In other words, they lied, it’s an IPA. And I hate IPA’s of the sort “young” brewers are making today. Atrocious stuff. Should have looked at the description and not the stated type. Not a Pale Ale at all.

Burleigh Brewing Company”s “My Wife’s Bitter”

My mistake here – I had it on a hot Bunbury evening. Should have been kept for a winter’s night with a casserole or a roast. In season, it would be an excellent choice. Mark it down as a buy in winter.

London

Wimbledon Common Ale in The Prince of Wales. OK but at English prices I wouldn’t bother too much.

Hop House Lager. A lager from Guinness. Nothing to write home about.

Drayman’s Drop. Had this ale in Wibbas Down (a chain bar). Not too bad. Would line up for more without a problem. Wibbas Down is cheaper than its competitors – can get a bit willing on Pension Day but good cheap food and a great selection of tap beers and cider. They don’t put on enough staff for the demand, though, and you usually have to wait a while. Good breakfasts, too, at way lower than most London prices.

Theakston XB. Had this in the King’s Arms in Greenwich (we put a bad review of this place on Trip Adviser for other reasons). I assume the XB means extra bitter. Very nice ale. Don’t mind Theakstons Old Peculiar, either.

Boddingtons – they sell this in large quantities, not small batches. Easy drinking ale you can depend on. Very drinkable.

Carling Lager. One of the few large-volume English lagers. Very nice, if getting a tiny bit towards sweetness. Good choice for a take-home pack in the supermarket.

Old Crown Bitter. Went into the Old Crown on the corner of New Oxford Street and Museum Street (just before Drury Lane). Pub is 360 years old. This was a very nice accompaniment to our fish-and-chip lunch. So nice I had two. Nothing “in” it, like extra anything. The brewer, reportedly a young chappy, has shown admirable restraint by not loading this up and letting it be a simple bitter. Would that more “young brewers” did the same and put away the shovel they put the hops in with.

Pistonhead Kustom Lager. Made in Sweden. Nothing remarkable. OK but not at Gatwick Airport prices of £5 a 330ml can.

Back in Spain again……

We stayed overnight in Alicante as it was too late for the bus back to Cartagena. Needing some food, we wandered around our neighbourhood and found a small bar run by mum-and-dad. (he had braces in the colours of the Spanish Flag!). They had a casserole dish of something on the bench and I asked what it was. He said three things I understood – chorizo, jamon and garbanzo. Three out of whatever was in there sounded good so I asked for two bowls, caliente. He agreed and took the dish over to his wife to be heated up in the microwave.

He must have thought about this a bit and decided that two bowls of the same thing was a bit of a waste of time, so he came back over and asked me to come behind the counter to the fridge. There he showed me other dishes of food, some of which I had no understanding of. I asked which were patatas and he showed me two. I selected one that looked like the French dauphinoise dish.

The potato dish turned out to be garlic and lemon bashed-up potatoes which was superb, and the bean ham and chorizo dish had a great gravy in it for us to soak up with our crunchy bread. Carol had a glass of red (he left the bottle on the table) that cost €2 and was magnificent. I had my usual Estrella Levante for €1, but I had two. Total cost - €14, or about the cost of 1 beer in London.

Gordon Highland Ale

There is a bar in Cartagena called the Yellow Submarine. It exists for the cruise liner tourist trade and is right where all the touristas enter town. It does have a large range of foreign beers. They are a little expensive but that’s understandable given the lower turnover. This one was quite nice but would have been better farther north of here with a roast dinner instead of tapas.

Estrella Galicia, Estrella Damm, Estrella Levante and CruzCampo.

Spanish beers usually defined by region but in a modern world they can turn up anywhere. Pick any one of these and you have a good quaffing lager. Estrella Damm is called “The Beer of Barcelona” but it is widely available down here in Cartagena, which is supposed to be Estrella Levante territory. Of the three Estrellas, I probably lean towards the Levante as it is a bit sharper, while Galicia and Damm are a bit more towards sweet. CruzCampo is very nice indeed and now comes in a trendy can which has a “button” on it that goes blue when it’s at ideal coldness. Wonders will never cease my mother used to say, but that was mostly when I did something good. Which was not often I might add.

Moritz – a nice enough Barcelona beer but again tending towards a little sweetness. If your choices are limited and this is on the tap, it will be fine. Sweeter in the bottles I think. First came across it when we entered Spain last year in Palamos.

Carrefours – 13c a can. Ok, so it’s a bit on the light side but I do draw your attention to the price. Unfortunately, it can range to stratospheric heights and it is often 0.21c per can. No shit, Sherlock, even the ½ litre can is only 0.38c. Drinkable for sure.